So i was going through some of my old files from High School and stumbled upon something that made me laugh. The assignment was for a british literature assignment my senior year. I have no memory of actually writing this. Reading it now makes me giggle.

Bicycle Bob as called by many
Has nothing, not even a penny
He rides on his bike with nothing to do
But beg for money and steal some food
When he’s not riding he’s sitting
Doing nothing but listening
He had a walkman for playing a tape
But he needed some money, so he sold it for dope
Getting high was fun, he thought
But getting busted by the cops was not
All the hastel for one little smoke
Was not enough to stop Bob from a smoke

And one day while he was high
He was hit by a car, sent flying into the sky
And that was the last we saw of Bicycle Bob
He did nothing important
Nor accomplish anything important
And when he was gone, no one remembered
The homeless man named Bicycle Bob